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February 29th only occurs once every four years because Chuck Norris wills it to be so.
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February 29th only occurs once every four years because Chuck Norris wills it to be so. (0:07, 1814 plays, 11 comments)

Posted on 03/31/2008 in Chuck Norris Facts -Unofficial's Voice Blog

 
It is widely theorized in the scientific community, that the Big Bang was in fact cased by Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicking God in the face.
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It is widely theorized in the scientific community, that the Big Bang was in fact cased by Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicking God in the face. [mature] (0:09, 1543 plays, 7 comments)

Posted on 03/12/2008 in Chuck Norris Facts -Unofficial's Voice Blog

 
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always gets to Oregon befor
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always gets to Oregon befor (0:18, 1123 plays, 6 comments)

Posted on 03/07/2008 in Chuck Norris Facts -Unofficial's Voice Blog

 
The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do...
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The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do... (0:11, 744 plays, 1 comment)

Posted on 03/07/2008 in Chuck Norris Facts -Unofficial's Voice Blog

 
Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding...
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Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding... (0:05, 1048 plays, 5 comments)

Posted on 02/20/2008 in Chuck Norris Facts -Unofficial's Voice Blog

 

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