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The Bucket List ... Or ... The F*uck It List !
by: Benz | on 10/13/2009 (0:44, 53 plays, 4 comments)
Sexybia (SnapVine) ... Yes, I have seen "The Bucket List" a comedy/drama film directed by Rob Reiner, written by Justin Zackham, and starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman ... The main plot follows two terminally ill men on a road trip with a wish list of things to do before they "Kick The Bucket" ... Well, the only thing I would like to do...
Killer Furby On Steroids ... Prank Telephone Call ... Funny Funny Funny !
by: Benz | on 08/24/2009 (4:35, 138 plays, 8 comments)
Jerry (FTW) ... Here is the "Killer Furby Prank Phone Call" ... Really Funny ... Have A Great Day ! Benz !
Californians Must Get Stoned ... The Pot Head State !
by: Benz | on 07/21/2009 (1:08, 65 plays, 3 comments)
Some politicians say that legalizing and taxing pot is the answer to Cali's financial problems ... I say Arnold Schwarzenegger was a "Pot Head" in his younger years, and probably still is ... What do you think, should Marijuana be legalized ... YES/NO ? ... "Let's Get Stoned" ... Have A Great Evening ! Benz !
Burger King's New 7 Incher ... You Know - You Want It !
by: Benz | on 07/12/2009 (0:24, 72 plays, 12 comments)
This new "Burger King" ad has a lot of people upset especially the "Religious Fanatics" ... I’m sure you can see why as the ad depicts a woman about to bite into a 7-inch pecker shaped sub ... With a tag line that reads ... “It’ll blow your mind away.” ... I personally find it to be hilarious. What do you guys think ? ... Is it in ba...
America Is Running On Empty ... "NO MORE BAILOUTS" !
by: Benz | on 07/10/2009 (7:33, 72 plays, 9 comments)
The "Congressional Budget Office" lists close to $160 Billion in present losses to us the "Tax Payers" ... They also project some $379 Billion in future losses ... So why continue the "Bailouts" of the auto makers ? ... Let the "Big Three" go bankrupt, before we all pay the price in the long run ... "We Are Running On Empty" ... Have A Great Wee...
Sarah Palin Prank Call ... Really Funny !
by: Benz | on 07/07/2009 (6:00, 48 plays, 7 comments)
Here it is Jerry, enjoy ... The renowned Montreal pranksters Marc Antoine Audette and Sébastian Trudel ... Known as Les Justiciers Masqués, "The Masked Avengers”, got through by telephone to Governor Sarah Palin's office on Saturday November 1st, 2008 ... Calling from the office of France's President Nicolas Sarkozy at the Palais de L'Elysé...
Does Enzyte Work ? ... Ha Ha Ha !
by: Benz | on 07/07/2009 (0:51, 50 plays, 3 comments)
Does Enzyte Work ? ... Okay Jerry stand at attention, and ask your wife ... What the heck do I know, funny question ... Let's just call it "EnzWhite" ... All I know is that it is an enhancement product and a safe alternative to prescription medications like Viagra, Levitra and Cialis ... ! Benz !
Breaking News ... Obama Caught Smoking In The White House !
by: Benz | on 07/05/2009 (0:47, 55 plays, 4 comments)
Stan (FB) ... The recently signed bill by President Obama is called ... "The Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act" ... Which allows the FDA to lower the amount of nicotine in tobacco products, ban candy flavorings that appeal to kids and block misleading labels such "Low Tar" and "Light" ... Tobacco companies also will be required ...
Bad Tattoos On Crater Butts ... A Sight To Behold !
by: Benz | on 07/02/2009 (6:14, 56 plays, 4 comments)
SnapVine Friends ... Okay it's like this "Ladies", please "DO NOT TATTOO" your butts ... Or wear "Thongs", if your diet consist of eating more than five cheese burgers a day ... While on vacation the past couple of weeks ... I had the dis-pleasure of seeing some of the world's ugliest tattoos on the biggest butts ... I must be honest here, not a...
Eating A Lady's Taco ... 50 Ways To Eat Your Lover !
by: Benz | on 06/12/2009 (1:39, 79 plays, 6 comments)
So, let's see you wanna eat a lady's taco ... No matter how drunk the two of you may be, taking a shower beforehand is always a certified plus ... If it’s the first time you’ve been with her, and she doesn’t want to be seen naked, may I suggest you run her a bath or a shower, perhaps even complete with candles ... It may seem corny, and of...
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