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Somali Sea Pirates ... Negotiations Yea Right !

by: Benz | on 04/25/2009 (0:41, 44 plays, 4 comments)

Somali Sea Pirates ... Negotiations Yea Right !
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Negotiations ? ... Hey, I agree we should try to negotiate ... But negotiating with "Sea Privates" like those from Somali is and was a total waste of talk ... Congratulations to the U.S Navy and the Commander of the "USS Bainbridge" for the decision to order his men to "Open Fire" on the "Somali Pirates" ... Which led to the rescue of Capt. Ric...

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Contraceptive Sponge Bob ... It's Like A Snake Bite !

by: Benz | on 04/23/2009 (0:40, 38 plays, 2 comments)

Contraceptive Sponge Bob ... It's Like A Snake Bite !
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Okay kiddies ... The most terrifying things in the world are werewolves, clowns, "Unplanned Pregnancy" and "STD" ... Put a bag over it's head and it won't bite you ... Have a Great Day ! Benz !

 
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Ben & Jerry's Is ... The Very Breast !

by: Benz | on 04/17/2009 (0:40, 44 plays, 3 comments)

Ben & Jerry's Is ... The Very Breast !
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JD (MS) ... Funny, this whole thing started back in September or October of 2008 ... When "PETA" People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, www.PETA.org ... Wrote a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, co-founders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc. ... Asking them to replace "Cow's Milk" they use in their ice cream products with "Human Breas...

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Tax IRS Deadline April 15 ... Tax Tea Party Nationwide !

by: Benz | on 04/15/2009 (1:21, 46 plays, 4 comments)

Tax IRS Deadline April 15 ... Tax Tea Party Nationwide !
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The day you all have been looking forward to is here "April 15" ... Time to pay Uncle Sam ... Or you can protest at events being held Nationwide called the "TAX TEA PARTY", something like the "Boston Tea Party" ... Send a "TEA BAG" to your Congress Representative and let them know how Tax Increases will affect you ... Gotta Pay ... Have a Great ...

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Madonna ... Pick Me Up ... A New Kid Fresh From Malawi !

by: Benz | on 04/12/2009 (1:47, 37 plays, 2 comments)

Madonna ... Pick Me Up ... A New Kid Fresh From Malawi !
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Madonna left Malawi empty handed after her failed adoption bid for a 3-year-old girl named Mercy James ... A judge rejected her bid to adopt ... The singer, 50, has since filed an appeal against the ruling ... Don't worry Madonna there's always Cuba Gooding, Jr., who's always available for adoption ... ! Benz !

 
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Fertility Clinics Will Pay You ... Sperm City Blow Out Sale !

by: Benz | on 04/09/2009 (0:45, 48 plays, 4 comments)

Fertility Clinics Will Pay You ... Sperm City Blow Out Sale !
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Jessie (FB) ... Yes, "Sperm City" is having a "Blow Out Sale", so get over there and "BUY BUY BUY" ... To answer your question as to "How much does a Sperm Bank will pay you for your donation" ... It all depends on that particular facility ... But do "Click On The Link" and you can get better information than I could ever give you ... Are things...

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Adam Lambert ... Our Next American Idol !

by: Benz | on 04/08/2009 (7:27, 55 plays, 2 comments)

Adam Lambert  ... Our Next American Idol !
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Bill O'Reilly from "The O'Reilly Factor" which airs on the Fox Network got all hot and bothered about Adam Lambert's life style ... Well Bill get off it and let me add I think you are "Just Pathetic" ... If you guys missed Lambert's performance of "Mad World" on American Idol from Tuesday April 7, 2009, just Click On The Link To Watch The Video ...

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Laid Off ... Call "T.I.T.S" Don't Delay !

by: Benz | on 04/07/2009 (1:03, 50 plays, 3 comments)

Laid Off ... Call "T.I.T.S" Don't Delay !
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Desperate measures are becoming far more acceptable ... More women are going from "Job Less" to "Top Less" ... The recession is making the adult entertainment industry increasingly competitive ... Many employers in the field say they're flooded with applications from college educated women who, until recently, held down white collar jobs ... Let...

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