Just 4 Laffs : Musical Blog
Elmo Got A Gun by Tommy and Rumble
by: ~*Asia's Joy Luck Club*~ | 2 days ago (1:20, 12 plays, 3 comments)
Elmo's got a gun Elmo's got a gun Big Bird's on the run Ernie's dialing 9-1-1 What made Elmo snap? Was he tired of Big Bird's crap? They say when Elmo was arrested They found that Oscar's head was in the trash I hear that Gordon's really runnin' now that Elmo's got a gun the street is never gonna be the same ...
The Ebay Song by Weird Al Yankovic
by: ~*Asia's Joy Luck Club*~ | on 11/11/2009 (3:36, 5 plays, 4 comments)
A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ... TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock) Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee) They had it on eBay ...
Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl) by Jack Off Jill [mature]
by: ~*Asia's Joy Luck Club*~ | on 11/05/2009 (1:38, 7 plays, 3 comments)
Ken] Wanna go for a ride? [Barbie] Sure, Ken! [Ken] Well, forget it! [Barbie] I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl Sad I have it, I should bag it Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation [Ken] You're so ugly You disgust me [Barbie] I'm a bland homely girl All alone in the world...
Jedi Song by Weird Al Yankovic
by: ~*Asia's Joy Luck Club*~ | on 11/01/2009 (5:28, 7 plays, 0 comments)
A long, long time ago, In a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack. And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn, Could talk the Federation in to maybe cutting them a little slack. But their response, it didn't thrill us, They locked the doors and tried to kill us. But we escaped from that gas, And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass. We took a B...
Low by Alvin and The Chipmunks
by: ~*Asia's Joy Luck Club*~ | on 10/29/2009 (3:53, 32 plays, 4 comments)
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans] Boots with the fur [With the fur] The whole club was lookin at her She hit the flo [She hit the flo] Next thing you know Shawty got low low low low low low low low Them baggy sweat pants And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps] She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy] ...
No No Song by Ringo Star
by: ~*Asia's Joy Luck Club*~ | on 05/15/2009 (2:34, 9 plays, 0 comments)
Huh-huh! Huh-huh (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) (Aye-aye-aye-aye) A LADY THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM COLUMBIA, SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. THEN SHE HELD OUT SOME MARIJUANA, HA HA! SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. AND I SAID, "NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SMOKE IT NO MORE, I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR. NO, THANK YOU, PLEA...
Born In East LA by Cheech Marin ft.Tommy Chong
by: ~*Asia's Joy Luck Club*~ | on 04/28/2009 (5:24, 9 plays, 1 comment)
(Cheech:) Took a walk to the corner store Just to buy a loaf of bread and a box of s`mores Up pulled a guy in a yellow van Shiny gold badge flashing in his hand (Chong:) He said, alright all you mojados down here I want you all to hit the floor I got one thing to ask you and nothing more So answer in English, if you can...
A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts by Monty Python
by: ~*Asia's Joy Luck Club*~ | on 04/23/2009 (2:51, 7 plays, 1 comment)
down at an english fair, one evening i was there, when i heard a showman shouting, underneath the flair i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are standing in a row, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head, give 'em a twist a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, ev...
Sex And Beer by Pat McCurdy [mature]
by: ~*Asia's Joy Luck Club*~ | on 04/20/2009 (4:09, 2 plays, 0 comments)
St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear I finished writing all of my gospel Now all I seem to want is sex and beer" Marc Antony looked down on Caesar?s body He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear I did not come here to praise Caeser I came here for sex and beer Chorus Sex and...
Mexican Thong Song by Chingo Bling
by: ~*Asia's Joy Luck Club*~ | on 04/10/2009 (1:21, 25 plays, 1 comment)
Oh, my goodness I cannot believe this Did you see that, man? She got a thong on to the beach Baby, with all that cellulite you got Going on down there, You need a beach blanket, not a beach towel, okay? Ooh, that gut�s so scandalous You know that girdle can�t handle it Eating that Twinkie like a big old witch With a look in yo...
